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PostSubject: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:49 am

what is the most stupid law you can think of?any ideas? like the law about tropical fish stores in liverpool and half naked sales assistants?
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:52 am

i believe that a pregnant woman can pee into a policemans helmet if there are no available facilities near by
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:53 am

where is that law about ?
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:54 am

I think a bad law is not being allowed too drink on the streets anymore Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:54 am

i think its an old forgotten uk law
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:56 am

i mean past and present though lol you could even have the 1 about taxi's and a bale of hay,did you know about that 1? it was repealed about 1970
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:00 am

thats ma legs up pmsl
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:14 am

there used to be a law saying all taxi's required a bail of hay in the boot if they were on the road
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:16 am

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day
In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter
A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen
It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow


These are all laws in the UK
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:20 am

so stupid isn't it chris
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:22 am

what do you expect from humans?
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:25 am

well it does to inteligence to create something like stupidity
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:31 am

there is also 1 about if you whistle something like the national anthom you can piss up a wall and get away with it
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:48 am

Haha that one is fantastic!!!

"hello copper, do excuse me while I piss up this wall whistling the national anthem"
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:53 am

it is true my dad is a magistrate and he told me about this time when a guy was pissing up a wall whistling and a cop tried to arrest the guy but the guy quoted this law to the cop and got away with it
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:56 am

Haha that's why it pays to know these laws =P
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:59 am

i think it's the national anthom,i'll have to check that though lmao
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:05 am

Haha details are the important bit, hum the wrong song and your nicked XD
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:06 am

and true it does but there are so many laws around now that you could easily break 1 and not even know it
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:15 am

It's true so many old and forgotten laws now even something simple could land you in jail
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:16 am

and new ones that need clarification too
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:28 am

haha couldnt be more right
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:52 pm

i cant think of any laws lol
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:54 pm

but don't you think the laws mentioned are quite stupid?
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PostSubject: Re: stupid laws   Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:55 pm

Yes very lol
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