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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:40 pm

me?never~whisltles inocently and looks up~lmao
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:44 pm

and we were not told we had to be the people who made the jokes lolXD
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:45 pm

yer true but atleast i used google for a couple not facebook =p
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:46 pm

and if you would like to know some more check out Jeff dunham's spark of insanity(starring walter,penut,melvin,jose the jalapino on a stick etc) i could not stop laughing when i saw it XD
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:48 pm

I didn't get the spice girl one from fb
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:03 pm

yer thats a good show Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:05 pm

no it was not good


It was damned exelent lmao
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:15 pm

i did like the facebook joke
Girls Comes in the Class room,
Teacher:Emily, Why on earth are you this late to school?
Emily, I was blowing bubbles sir,
Teacher: Fine then go and sit down
Another girl come into the classroom
Teacher:Trisha, Why on earth are you this late to school?
Trisha: Bubbles was inside me sir,
Teacher: Ok then go and sit down
New boy comes in
Teacher: AND I SUPPOSE YOU WERE BLOWING BUBBLES OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT...?
New boy: No sir, I am bubbles
Teacher: Oh....
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:35 pm

boy walks into a classroom
teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
boy: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok....I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket....off of my torso....and slowly freeze to death.....
boy:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
teacher: because it's cold an-
boy:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
*class gets down and screams in fear
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:35 pm

more jokies come on
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:38 pm

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:44 pm

paddy stubbles across a mass baptisum in a river.

he gets to front and the preist shoves him under the water and pulls him up.
"did u see jesus?"

"no" says paddy

so again he gets dunked....

"did u see jesus?"

"no" says paddy
so again he gets dunked for a little longer this time.

"did u see jesus?" the priest says.

"are you sure this is where he fell in?" paddy said

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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:49 pm

All the toilets have been stolen from the local police station.

Police say they currently have nothing to go on.
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:39 am

A hooker walks up to a preist on the street and says,
"Hey, Father, how 'bout some head for 50 bucks?"
the befuddled preist looks at her and walks on...
he gets back to his parrish and asks an approaching nun,
"Sister, excuse me, but what's 'head'?"
she says, "50 bucks, same as downtown".
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:48 am

Dirty nun!!! XD

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:50 am

i want all ye guys too add a nude picture and i will judge them ... they dont call me the judge for nout
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:06 pm

*tuts* trying to see the guys naked again are we judge?
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:34 am

Get your kit of chris

what do you call a man who lives in an envelope ?

BILL..
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:00 am

hmm, maybe later, its a bit cold right now

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:57 pm

nice try kellz!
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:08 pm

go on elf, get the ball rolling, there are ladies here who would love to see that XD
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:13 pm

well that would have to go in "adult" do ya think!

but not going public with my pics!

Claire has seena pic of me in just my boxers though Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:15 pm

haha then start one in the adult bit XD
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:21 pm

I cant host a picture as its classed as adult and it gets taken down.

so no can do and anyway im not gonna go reveal all.

if u ladies wanna see me u know where i am Laughing

claire is welcomed with open arms of course Wink
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PostSubject: Re: new joke page    Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:25 pm

haha there you ladies an open invite XD
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