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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:49 am | |
| what is the most stupid law you can think of?any ideas? like the law about tropical fish stores in liverpool and half naked sales assistants? | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:52 am | |
| i believe that a pregnant woman can pee into a policemans helmet if there are no available facilities near by | |
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the-judge
Posts : 689 Join date : 2009-11-19 Age : 38 Location : scotland
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:53 am | |
| where is that law about ? | |
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the-judge
Posts : 689 Join date : 2009-11-19 Age : 38 Location : scotland
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:54 am | |
| I think a bad law is not being allowed too drink on the streets anymore | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:54 am | |
| i think its an old forgotten uk law | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:56 am | |
| i mean past and present though lol you could even have the 1 about taxi's and a bale of hay,did you know about that 1? it was repealed about 1970 | |
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the-judge
Posts : 689 Join date : 2009-11-19 Age : 38 Location : scotland
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:00 am | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:14 am | |
| there used to be a law saying all taxi's required a bail of hay in the boot if they were on the road | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:16 am | |
| It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
These are all laws in the UK | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:20 am | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:22 am | |
| what do you expect from humans? | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:25 am | |
| well it does to inteligence to create something like stupidity | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:31 am | |
| there is also 1 about if you whistle something like the national anthom you can piss up a wall and get away with it | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:48 am | |
| Haha that one is fantastic!!!
"hello copper, do excuse me while I piss up this wall whistling the national anthem" | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:53 am | |
| it is true my dad is a magistrate and he told me about this time when a guy was pissing up a wall whistling and a cop tried to arrest the guy but the guy quoted this law to the cop and got away with it | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:56 am | |
| Haha that's why it pays to know these laws =P | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:59 am | |
| i think it's the national anthom,i'll have to check that though lmao | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:05 am | |
| Haha details are the important bit, hum the wrong song and your nicked XD | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:06 am | |
| and true it does but there are so many laws around now that you could easily break 1 and not even know it | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:15 am | |
| It's true so many old and forgotten laws now even something simple could land you in jail | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:16 am | |
| and new ones that need clarification too | |
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Dork
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-03-21 Age : 33 Location : London
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:28 am | |
| haha couldnt be more right | |
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Admin hotleggs Admin
Posts : 1402 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:52 pm | |
| i cant think of any laws lol | |
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JamesDrake79
Posts : 504 Join date : 2011-04-07 Age : 44 Location : England
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| but don't you think the laws mentioned are quite stupid? | |
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Admin hotleggs Admin
Posts : 1402 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: stupid laws Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:55 pm | |
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