flirting!!!!

so tell us about the sex toys

can you ladies help me out?

I been talking with a girl and that for a while and she said this to me:

"I really really like you and your a great guy, but....... can we be friends"

does this mean thanks but im not intrested?

I cant understand girlz half the time..... LOL

so the actual girl you like said that too ya ?

well not this girl but another did not long back and we not spoke since.....

this other girl i really like well dont think she likes me as much as i do her so dont think it gonna work out

John honey it means she is not interested well too me it seems that and i dont think she really wants ta be m8ts because she is being a very rude bitch !

Tell her that on yer txt and delete her number if ya have her number ?

kel X

I no longer have her number.....

oh well, maybe i should give up?
every girl i like talks for a bit then says no.....

I think im better off single, I dont understand girls....

one minute its one thing then its another

ever thought about turning Gay john or Bi ??

i know alot of guyz that are Bi lmaooo , might be painful up the arse but least you will have someone lmaoooo

hey sexy hotleggs

i agree , hotleggs is the best looking ladey here

but i am a close 2nd , but i have lost alot of weight and looking better

hey claire, ur pic looks great girl!

If u where my girl....... u'd feel like a real princess!
I'd be close to you every nite and if im not with u, i'd fone u b4 i got bed to wish u a good nite and sweet dreamz.....

When im with you...

I will be close to u, I'll cuddle up with u.
I'd be you pillow while we watch a DVD...

I'd love u to cuddle into me in the nite....
I'd make u feel on top the world!


If i was yours and you was mine.......
well I'll show u a whole new level girl!

* walks in and rips your trousers of then your pants yum *gigggles****

now get in there bby yummy

LOL

Well u like the start girl?


I like to be close to my partner, share life with them...

my love is strong when im with someone, and i show it!

hurry up john , we need too get down and dirty i am horney for you *giggles*

john what are you doing bby

oh so u want more?

well..............

I'd love to rub down ur back with some oil and give ya a good massage...
Running my hands all down ur back and over ur bum, then slowly sliding them back up again...

while having soft claming sounds playing in background...

this should get ya nice relaxed and calm

sexi sexi

well if thats just ur back.....

well I'll let u imagine what I could do when i get ya on yer back girl!




and sorry to hear that things didnt work out with the other lad, his loss i guess

tell me what would you do once i am on my back naked

well girl I'd have to be kissing you very passionatly on the lips

then well slowly running my hands over your body.....

slowly massaging ur breasts.......
and slowly playing with ur nipples, and moving my hand ur body.....

then well i'd have to keep kissing ur body as i keep kissing ur body all the way down as i follow my hand down ur body.....

this part im getting shy just typing so u get the idea of where im going......

go on johnny bby your doing well

get in my deep jungle bury your face in there bby

I was sort of getting at that but way to shy to say it

I dont have the confidence!

aw your so sweet johnny bby your a quiet nice guy , i am going too bed now but you made me very happy tonight your soo nice good night bby

I just got to ask claire...

if i was urs..... what would you do to/with me?

i will tell you lmao

i would make yoooh a man a real man lmaoooo

i would drag youooo with your hair intoo my bedroom and jump up and down on yooo ride you , my tits would be jumping up and down yooor face u would have a blackeye lmaooo

but your dick would be happy but dead lmaoooo

how do yoooh like

aint that right clair

LOL... you go jump right in dont ya peaches....

well I like to be slower and show how much i love my G/F.....
treat her right and she will love me for it